1 00:00:17,065 --> 00:00:21,065 www.titlovi.com 2 00:00:24,065 --> 00:00:26,609 - Pujara leans forward and punches it through 3 00:00:26,651 --> 00:00:29,529 the covers, and he's beaten a chasing Hazelwood. 4 00:00:29,571 --> 00:00:31,740 That's a glorious stroke, 5 00:00:31,781 --> 00:00:34,868 and it's going all the way to the rope. 6 00:00:34,909 --> 00:00:36,077 - I don't like it 7 00:00:36,119 --> 00:00:37,662 - All due respect, Agnes, 8 00:00:37,704 --> 00:00:40,081 you're not exactly flush with options. 9 00:00:40,123 --> 00:00:45,128 - I don't like you either. - You got good company there. 10 00:00:45,170 --> 00:00:48,465 You are looking at a remote seaside church 11 00:00:48,506 --> 00:00:49,924 in 2022. 12 00:00:49,966 --> 00:00:52,469 I mean, they could stack the pews with gold bullion, 13 00:00:52,510 --> 00:00:54,095 and no one would come looking. 14 00:00:54,137 --> 00:00:56,973 And this isn't even the church. It's the church office. 15 00:00:57,015 --> 00:01:01,353 It's kinda like a island off the coast of an island. 16 00:01:01,394 --> 00:01:03,772 - I still don't like you. - Hey. 17 00:01:07,859 --> 00:01:11,112 Hey, did you take your hat off when you were in there? 18 00:01:11,154 --> 00:01:12,322 - Yeah. - Why? 19 00:01:12,364 --> 00:01:13,573 - The church. 20 00:01:13,615 --> 00:01:15,241 - I know what the building is, man. 21 00:01:15,283 --> 00:01:16,701 I'm just asking why you took your hat off. 22 00:01:16,743 --> 00:01:18,203 - You can't have your hat on in church, mate. 23 00:01:18,244 --> 00:01:19,788 Very disrespectful. 24 00:01:19,829 --> 00:01:22,916 - Mate, if this gets busted, I am moving into a two bed cell 25 00:01:22,957 --> 00:01:25,251 at Indigo Valley Maximum Security 26 00:01:25,293 --> 00:01:27,212 with my sister. Yeah? 27 00:01:27,253 --> 00:01:29,381 And we have some historical issues that, 28 00:01:29,422 --> 00:01:31,966 well, that might prove slightly uncomfortable. 29 00:01:32,008 --> 00:01:35,553 - I'm very sorry to hear that, but, look, if this gets busted, 30 00:01:35,595 --> 00:01:38,473 I get busted, and there is a much worse fate 31 00:01:38,515 --> 00:01:40,975 waiting for me than a family prison cell. 32 00:01:41,017 --> 00:01:42,185 - So let me get this straight. 33 00:01:42,227 --> 00:01:43,603 You don't wanna disrespect the God 34 00:01:43,645 --> 00:01:45,563 that you don't believe in, is that right? 35 00:01:45,605 --> 00:01:47,565 - I didn't say I don't believe. - So you do believe in him? 36 00:01:47,607 --> 00:01:49,901 - Mate, I'm not gonna get into the complexions of my beliefs. 37 00:01:49,943 --> 00:01:52,070 All right? All I'm saying is that when I get up there, 38 00:01:52,112 --> 00:01:53,279 I'll be happy I did. 39 00:01:53,321 --> 00:01:55,281 - What, took off your hat? - Yeah. 40 00:01:55,323 --> 00:01:57,200 - After filling his sacred house of worship 41 00:01:57,242 --> 00:01:58,535 with illegal tobacco. 42 00:01:58,576 --> 00:02:01,329 - Exactly - Five grand a week. 43 00:02:01,371 --> 00:02:03,373 - That'll be three grand a week, altar boy. 44 00:02:03,415 --> 00:02:06,584 And you'll get it at the end of the month. 45 00:02:06,626 --> 00:02:11,506 - Storage, safeguarding, and dispatch for a month 46 00:02:11,548 --> 00:02:14,676 of high personal risk with nothing upfront, huh? 47 00:02:18,138 --> 00:02:22,350 - Fine, five a week. - Upfront. 48 00:02:24,561 --> 00:02:26,563 Nothing like a Christian contraband deal 49 00:02:26,604 --> 00:02:29,399 before breakfast, eh, Agnes? 50 00:02:29,441 --> 00:02:32,402 - You have a sizable pair of balls for a priest 51 00:02:32,444 --> 00:02:33,361 I'll give you that. 52 00:02:33,403 --> 00:02:40,452 * * 53 00:02:40,493 --> 00:02:42,746 You're not gonna tell me, are you? 54 00:02:42,787 --> 00:02:45,540 - Tell you what? - Who you really are. 55 00:02:45,582 --> 00:02:49,878 - Me? I'm the reverend 56 00:02:49,919 --> 00:02:53,173 - [laughs] 57 00:02:53,214 --> 00:02:56,134 [cheery vocal music] 58 00:02:56,176 --> 00:03:03,183 * * 59 00:03:03,224 --> 00:03:06,144 [soft dramatic music] 60 00:03:06,186 --> 00:03:13,318 * * 61 00:03:14,819 --> 00:03:17,030 - Catch me a fish. 62 00:03:17,072 --> 00:03:18,782 - Cummins strides in to bowl, over the wicket, 63 00:03:18,823 --> 00:03:22,619 and Pujara pounces on it, pushing it out past 64 00:03:22,660 --> 00:03:25,288 extra cover, and it will be picked up in the deep. 65 00:03:25,330 --> 00:03:27,165 Nathan Lyon doing the honors. 66 00:03:27,207 --> 00:03:30,752 Just a single to take Pujara into the 60s. 67 00:03:32,712 --> 00:03:34,798 Pat Cummins scratching his head. 68 00:03:34,839 --> 00:03:36,591 Attack or defend, what can you do? 69 00:03:36,633 --> 00:03:38,677 - [grunts] - Is the pitch going to crack? 70 00:03:38,718 --> 00:03:40,762 Where's the downpour coming from? 71 00:03:40,804 --> 00:03:42,222 Who's he going to throw the ball to? 72 00:03:42,263 --> 00:03:44,099 Who can stop the bleeding? 73 00:03:44,140 --> 00:03:48,812 So Hazelwood approaches again, and he's slapped over cover, 74 00:03:48,853 --> 00:03:51,773 one bounce to the rope, and this is fast becoming 75 00:03:51,815 --> 00:03:55,068 a humiliation for the visitors... 76 00:03:55,110 --> 00:04:00,073 * * 77 00:04:00,115 --> 00:04:02,992 - Here we go folks, VIP guests. 78 00:04:04,828 --> 00:04:08,623 Fair pay! Fair pay for a fair day! 79 00:04:08,665 --> 00:04:12,043 Fair pay for a fair day! Can I hear it? 80 00:04:12,085 --> 00:04:14,129 Fair pay for a fair day! 81 00:04:14,170 --> 00:04:18,258 Fair pay for a fair day! 82 00:04:18,299 --> 00:04:19,592 - You've come to join us, Sarge. 83 00:04:19,634 --> 00:04:21,177 I've gotta a spare chair for you. 84 00:04:21,219 --> 00:04:22,303 - I'm okay. Thanks, Keith. 85 00:04:23,930 --> 00:04:27,600 - Moving on to arrests? Bold move, Officer. 86 00:04:27,642 --> 00:04:31,104 - Amy, it's your dad. 87 00:04:31,146 --> 00:04:38,028 * * 88 00:04:57,839 --> 00:05:00,800 - And sends it down the leg side 89 00:05:00,842 --> 00:05:03,011 and Pant has a little push behind square, 90 00:05:03,053 --> 00:05:04,679 and finds a glance that will carry all the way down 91 00:05:04,721 --> 00:05:06,806 to the boundary. No man out there, easy runs. 92 00:05:06,848 --> 00:05:08,183 - Thanks, Aidan. 93 00:05:08,224 --> 00:05:10,393 - Yeah. Of course. 94 00:05:17,942 --> 00:05:20,820 - Okay, well, he wanted to be cremated. 95 00:05:22,030 --> 00:05:24,491 - We can talk about all of this later, Amy. 96 00:05:25,742 --> 00:05:28,370 - We're in the middle of a heat wave, Piper. 97 00:05:28,411 --> 00:05:29,662 Leave him there any longer, he'll turn 98 00:05:29,704 --> 00:05:31,039 to a sausage sizzle. 99 00:05:33,416 --> 00:05:35,585 Put him in the cool room at the bar for now. 100 00:05:37,253 --> 00:05:38,672 - I'll talk to the new rev, 101 00:05:38,713 --> 00:05:40,382 get things moving for the funeral. 102 00:05:43,885 --> 00:05:48,056 - Good morning, Daisy. - How'd you sleep? 103 00:05:48,098 --> 00:05:50,642 [donkey braying] 104 00:05:50,684 --> 00:05:52,852 - What the hell is that and why is it here? 105 00:05:52,894 --> 00:05:54,437 [donkey braying] 106 00:05:54,479 --> 00:05:56,439 - How'd you sleep? 107 00:05:56,481 --> 00:05:58,733 - Yeah, fine, good. Thanks for asking twice. 108 00:05:58,775 --> 00:06:00,527 - I had the weirdest dream. 109 00:06:00,568 --> 00:06:01,903 - Super excited to hear about that, 110 00:06:01,945 --> 00:06:04,489 but, look, if that is your donkey out there, 111 00:06:04,531 --> 00:06:06,282 then I feel like there's a conversation coming 112 00:06:06,324 --> 00:06:08,034 where we're gonna have to lay down some roommate rules. 113 00:06:08,076 --> 00:06:13,665 - You were working with Agnes, and it felt so real. 114 00:06:13,707 --> 00:06:16,543 I want in. - Excuse me? 115 00:06:16,584 --> 00:06:18,253 - Whatever you're doing, I want in. 116 00:06:18,294 --> 00:06:20,338 * * 117 00:06:20,380 --> 00:06:21,798 - How old are you? 118 00:06:21,840 --> 00:06:23,717 - Old enough to know that I wanna get out of here. 119 00:06:23,758 --> 00:06:25,343 And 300 bucks is not enough. 120 00:06:25,385 --> 00:06:28,263 - So you're blackmailing me? - No, I'm just trying to help 121 00:06:28,304 --> 00:06:30,306 - Out of the goodness of your own heart or-- 122 00:06:30,348 --> 00:06:32,809 - 500 bucks a week. - Yeah. 123 00:06:32,851 --> 00:06:35,645 So you know, that is blackmail, and you can forget about it. 124 00:06:35,687 --> 00:06:38,940 - There is no way you can pull off being a reverend, 125 00:06:38,982 --> 00:06:41,901 and if you can't do that, there is no Agnes deal. 126 00:06:41,943 --> 00:06:43,903 You need me. 127 00:06:43,945 --> 00:06:46,573 - I think that I can manage to read from an old book 128 00:06:46,614 --> 00:06:48,199 for an hour a week. Thanks, kid. 129 00:06:50,952 --> 00:06:54,164 Oh, hi. Please do come in. 130 00:06:57,625 --> 00:06:59,169 - Daisy, could we have a minute? 131 00:07:04,132 --> 00:07:07,302 - Look, if this is about the livestock out there, I-- 132 00:07:07,344 --> 00:07:09,804 - Victor Petris passed away this morning, Rev. 133 00:07:09,846 --> 00:07:11,389 - Right. 134 00:07:11,431 --> 00:07:15,060 - So the Palm Sunday service today will be little somber. 135 00:07:15,101 --> 00:07:17,020 And then we need to get started. 136 00:07:17,062 --> 00:07:19,105 - Get started? - Funeral preparation. 137 00:07:19,147 --> 00:07:20,774 - It could be huge. 138 00:07:20,815 --> 00:07:22,859 - It could be meaningful, Peter. 139 00:07:22,901 --> 00:07:25,695 - Of course. - No, no. 140 00:07:25,737 --> 00:07:27,530 I mean, I--It's not like I knew the guy. 141 00:07:27,572 --> 00:07:29,074 I can't bury him. 142 00:07:29,115 --> 00:07:30,533 - It's your church, and you will be presiding. 143 00:07:30,575 --> 00:07:32,410 - Rev, the whole town is in mourning. 144 00:07:32,452 --> 00:07:34,788 - Consider the opportunity here. 145 00:07:34,829 --> 00:07:36,664 Consider the people coming through our doors. 146 00:07:36,706 --> 00:07:39,709 - Consider the grieving friends and family, Peter. 147 00:07:39,751 --> 00:07:43,338 [quirky music] 148 00:07:43,380 --> 00:07:48,051 - Problem, Rev? - Um, no. 149 00:07:48,093 --> 00:07:51,179 I--can--can you just give me one second? 150 00:07:51,221 --> 00:07:58,186 * * 151 00:08:00,021 --> 00:08:01,106 - All right, here's the deal, 152 00:08:01,147 --> 00:08:02,816 you don't say anything to anyone 153 00:08:02,857 --> 00:08:04,609 and you help me get through whatever busts in 154 00:08:04,651 --> 00:08:07,529 are apparently unlockable front door. 155 00:08:07,570 --> 00:08:08,905 - Oh, I thought it was just reading 156 00:08:08,947 --> 00:08:10,907 from an old book once a week 157 00:08:10,949 --> 00:08:12,492 - And I thought I saved your ass 158 00:08:12,534 --> 00:08:13,993 from the bogans yesterday. 159 00:08:19,457 --> 00:08:21,209 Hello? 160 00:08:22,210 --> 00:08:23,712 - How much? 161 00:08:23,753 --> 00:08:27,674 - Your first job is to get me out of doing a funeral, hm? 162 00:08:27,716 --> 00:08:30,385 - How much? - 50 bucks a week. 163 00:08:30,427 --> 00:08:34,305 - 500. - Ah, no, 300, 164 00:08:34,347 --> 00:08:35,765 and I won't charge you rent. 165 00:08:37,267 --> 00:08:39,352 - How long? - As long as it takes for me 166 00:08:39,394 --> 00:08:41,229 to get paid and get the hell out of this place. 167 00:08:44,274 --> 00:08:48,236 - I mean, but you're doing that funeral. 168 00:08:48,278 --> 00:08:50,238 - There is no more bullshit hour anywhere, 169 00:08:50,280 --> 00:08:52,198 anytime than a funeral. They are lies. 170 00:08:52,240 --> 00:08:54,701 Murders and tax avoiders are suddenly the Dali Lama? 171 00:08:54,743 --> 00:08:56,036 It's propaganda. 172 00:08:56,077 --> 00:08:57,495 Look, was the dead guy even a Christian? 173 00:08:57,537 --> 00:08:59,164 Did he want a church funeral? 174 00:08:59,205 --> 00:09:01,041 And who thought to put the clergy in all black? 175 00:09:01,082 --> 00:09:02,792 I mean, they must have sent them all over the world. 176 00:09:02,834 --> 00:09:04,502 Some of those places had to have been hot. 177 00:09:04,544 --> 00:09:07,672 I mean, you'd think somebody would've learned their lesson. 178 00:09:07,714 --> 00:09:10,175 - First things first, Palm Sunday service. 179 00:09:10,216 --> 00:09:13,053 Consider it the warmup you so very badly need. 180 00:09:13,094 --> 00:09:15,472 - Look, what's with Palm Sunday? 181 00:09:15,513 --> 00:09:18,808 I mean every Sunday has to be Palm Sunday around here, right? 182 00:09:18,850 --> 00:09:20,310 I mean they're everywhere. 183 00:09:20,352 --> 00:09:22,604 And--and the donkey, I mean, come on, what is that? 184 00:09:22,645 --> 00:09:27,150 Some sort of alternative mode of transportation for you guys? 185 00:09:27,192 --> 00:09:30,653 - Palm Sunday is where Jesus rides into town on a donkey. 186 00:09:30,695 --> 00:09:32,238 - Right. - So I hope you are better 187 00:09:32,280 --> 00:09:34,240 at donkey riding than you are with the Bible. 188 00:09:34,282 --> 00:09:36,284 - Wait, what? 189 00:09:36,326 --> 00:09:41,247 * * 190 00:09:41,289 --> 00:09:44,042 Wait a second, this is the hardware? 191 00:09:44,084 --> 00:09:45,960 - Oi. 192 00:09:46,002 --> 00:09:49,047 - That actually makes a lot of sense now. 193 00:09:49,089 --> 00:09:51,925 Hey, so, like, Renee does actual hardware stuff too. 194 00:09:51,966 --> 00:09:54,386 Like, she could change the locks on the manse? 195 00:09:54,427 --> 00:09:55,804 - Yeah. - Oh, thank God. 196 00:09:55,845 --> 00:09:58,890 Wow, that looks delicious. Are you kidding me? 197 00:09:58,932 --> 00:10:00,600 This has been here the whole time? 198 00:10:00,642 --> 00:10:03,103 - Hey, Renee. - Oh, morning, Daisy. 199 00:10:03,144 --> 00:10:04,229 This the new rev? 200 00:10:04,270 --> 00:10:06,439 - Guilty. - Ah, good to meet you. 201 00:10:06,481 --> 00:10:09,275 - Nice to meet you. - Go on, grab a seat. 202 00:10:09,317 --> 00:10:11,820 - Great. - Thank you. 203 00:10:13,738 --> 00:10:15,699 Prayers. 204 00:10:15,740 --> 00:10:17,075 Prayers will keep you out of trouble. 205 00:10:17,117 --> 00:10:19,953 So if anything happens, just start a prayer, yeah? 206 00:10:19,994 --> 00:10:22,956 - Someone else will do the eulogy, right? 207 00:10:22,997 --> 00:10:25,875 - Stop, the funeral's tomorrow's problem. 208 00:10:25,917 --> 00:10:27,711 And if you don't get through Palm Sunday, 209 00:10:27,752 --> 00:10:30,380 you won't be here long enough for the funeral. 210 00:10:30,422 --> 00:10:32,716 - Okay, so go. - Our main issue is Peter. 211 00:10:32,757 --> 00:10:34,843 - Yeah. What is up with that guy? 212 00:10:34,884 --> 00:10:37,012 - Peter lives in fear of the church being closed, 213 00:10:37,053 --> 00:10:38,972 and he really knows his Bible, 214 00:10:39,014 --> 00:10:42,642 so he'll know that you're a total fraud. 215 00:10:42,684 --> 00:10:44,019 Just stick to the scripts. 216 00:10:44,060 --> 00:10:45,228 I know it'll be boring as, 217 00:10:45,270 --> 00:10:47,313 but he can't argue with the book. 218 00:10:47,355 --> 00:10:49,983 - Yeah, fine, yeah, got it. Boring's fine. 219 00:10:50,025 --> 00:10:51,651 - Just--just let me handle Peter. 220 00:10:51,693 --> 00:10:54,404 Okay? I reckon I can get rid of him. 221 00:10:54,446 --> 00:10:55,864 - Yeah, fine, whatever. 222 00:10:58,908 --> 00:11:00,702 Wait, you were kidding about the donkey, right? 223 00:11:04,789 --> 00:11:07,584 [soft dramatic music] 224 00:11:07,625 --> 00:11:09,419 - [sighs] Mate. 225 00:11:11,629 --> 00:11:13,256 Words. 226 00:11:15,050 --> 00:11:16,801 Irreplaceable. 227 00:11:18,428 --> 00:11:21,556 Hey Les, is--is this gonna affect opening hours? 228 00:11:21,598 --> 00:11:23,600 Everybody's in terrible shock, 229 00:11:23,641 --> 00:11:26,936 but people wanna know. 230 00:11:26,978 --> 00:11:30,315 - Better ask Amy. It's her bar now. 231 00:11:31,816 --> 00:11:33,068 - What are you talking about? 232 00:11:33,109 --> 00:11:35,362 - Your dad left the place to you. 233 00:11:35,403 --> 00:11:40,116 It was always the plan. I got the boat. 234 00:11:40,158 --> 00:11:45,163 - He was your boyfriend. - He was your dad. 235 00:11:47,123 --> 00:11:50,585 - Funeral is tomorrow. - Amy. 236 00:11:50,627 --> 00:11:52,879 Amy, this place is his legacy. 237 00:11:52,921 --> 00:11:57,050 It's--You're not gonna sell it, are you? 238 00:11:57,092 --> 00:12:00,970 - God, Lester, shall we get him in the ground first? 239 00:12:01,012 --> 00:12:03,264 - Your dad was connected to everyone, you know? 240 00:12:03,306 --> 00:12:08,645 It's--this place can keep that alive. 241 00:12:08,687 --> 00:12:15,610 * * 242 00:12:22,701 --> 00:12:25,370 - Cheers, Vic. 243 00:12:25,412 --> 00:12:29,666 * * 244 00:12:29,708 --> 00:12:32,168 - Oh. [chuckles] 245 00:12:32,210 --> 00:12:35,505 happy Palm Sunday. Happy Palm Sunday. 246 00:12:35,547 --> 00:12:37,674 - Good on you, Peter. - Morning, Francis. 247 00:12:37,716 --> 00:12:39,592 Good morning, Francis. 248 00:12:39,634 --> 00:12:43,013 [quirky music] 249 00:12:43,054 --> 00:12:44,431 Anywhere you want, gents. 250 00:12:44,472 --> 00:12:46,349 There'll be a few more coming, I'm sure. 251 00:12:46,391 --> 00:12:48,935 - Hey, come on. Come on 252 00:12:48,977 --> 00:12:55,233 * * 253 00:12:55,275 --> 00:12:56,568 - Just one minute, Rev. 254 00:12:56,609 --> 00:13:03,575 * * 255 00:13:20,633 --> 00:13:22,719 - All right. Uh, good morning. 256 00:13:22,761 --> 00:13:26,681 Um, today's reading 257 00:13:26,723 --> 00:13:28,975 is gonna be 258 00:13:29,017 --> 00:13:31,895 from page... 259 00:13:31,936 --> 00:13:34,898 page 344. 260 00:13:34,939 --> 00:13:37,025 It's just about halfway down. 261 00:13:37,067 --> 00:13:41,613 David was the father of Solomon 262 00:13:41,654 --> 00:13:45,867 whose mother had been Uriah's wife. 263 00:13:45,909 --> 00:13:48,411 * * 264 00:13:48,453 --> 00:13:52,457 Jehoshaphat the father of Jehoram... 265 00:13:52,499 --> 00:13:55,418 * * 266 00:13:55,460 --> 00:13:58,588 Ahaz the father of Hezekiah... 267 00:13:58,630 --> 00:14:03,593 * * 268 00:14:03,635 --> 00:14:05,387 Coniah and his brothers... - Reverend! 269 00:14:05,428 --> 00:14:08,264 - At the time of the exile to Babylon. 270 00:14:08,306 --> 00:14:10,266 - Just give me one! One! 271 00:14:10,308 --> 00:14:13,186 - And Mary was the mother of Jesus 272 00:14:13,228 --> 00:14:16,314 who is called the Messiah. 273 00:14:16,356 --> 00:14:18,900 Amen. 274 00:14:18,942 --> 00:14:20,193 So... 275 00:14:21,986 --> 00:14:23,988 Let us pray. - Reverend! 276 00:14:24,030 --> 00:14:28,910 - Dear God, we pray to you for... 277 00:14:28,952 --> 00:14:32,914 - Pause the sermon! - Pizza. 278 00:14:32,956 --> 00:14:37,669 Hot, fresh food for the hungry... 279 00:14:37,711 --> 00:14:41,297 * * 280 00:14:41,339 --> 00:14:44,467 And heat for the cold. 281 00:14:44,509 --> 00:14:45,301 - Mack! 282 00:14:45,343 --> 00:14:46,469 [knocking intensely] 283 00:14:46,511 --> 00:14:49,514 [grunts] 284 00:14:52,100 --> 00:14:53,518 Amen. 285 00:14:54,561 --> 00:14:55,645 - [gasps] 286 00:14:55,687 --> 00:14:58,648 [upbeat music] 287 00:14:58,690 --> 00:15:05,613 * * 288 00:15:08,700 --> 00:15:12,287 - Aidan made that, didn't he? - Yep. 289 00:15:15,206 --> 00:15:17,417 - I'm fine. 290 00:15:17,459 --> 00:15:19,502 - Thought you could use a hand with the funeral. 291 00:15:19,544 --> 00:15:21,171 - No. 292 00:15:21,212 --> 00:15:22,422 - There's a lot of admin when someone dies. 293 00:15:22,464 --> 00:15:25,925 - Thank you for your concern, Officer. 294 00:15:25,967 --> 00:15:29,179 - I'm happy to make a call or-- - I said I'm fine. 295 00:15:29,220 --> 00:15:30,972 - Grief is-- - Yes, Piper. 296 00:15:31,014 --> 00:15:32,515 Please tell me what grief is. 297 00:15:32,557 --> 00:15:34,976 I'd love to hear a police perspective on it. 298 00:15:35,018 --> 00:15:36,770 - I know you and your dad were close. 299 00:15:36,811 --> 00:15:39,272 - Was that before or after he walked out on me and mom 300 00:15:39,314 --> 00:15:41,691 and then shacked up with someone else straight away? 301 00:15:41,733 --> 00:15:44,444 Because that just makes life in a small town so easy. 302 00:15:44,486 --> 00:15:47,530 - I do remember, mate. - Do you? 303 00:15:47,572 --> 00:15:49,282 Because all I remember is you leaving 304 00:15:49,324 --> 00:15:50,575 about three minutes later. 305 00:15:53,286 --> 00:15:55,038 Go on. You've comforted the bereaved. 306 00:15:55,080 --> 00:15:56,456 You've done your job. 307 00:15:56,498 --> 00:15:59,250 You can go and put that in your police report now. 308 00:15:59,292 --> 00:16:01,378 - You know that's not why I'm here. 309 00:16:01,419 --> 00:16:04,214 - Honestly, Piper, I have no idea why you're here. 310 00:16:04,255 --> 00:16:07,217 [soft dramatic music] 311 00:16:07,258 --> 00:16:09,469 * * 312 00:16:09,511 --> 00:16:11,346 - How short can a funeral be? 313 00:16:11,388 --> 00:16:13,431 Yeah, just--just give me a ballpark here. 314 00:16:13,473 --> 00:16:15,767 - You know, I'm not actually a reverend myself. 315 00:16:15,809 --> 00:16:18,311 - Yeah. You signed up for this, kid. 316 00:16:18,353 --> 00:16:20,271 - Victor was popular. 317 00:16:20,313 --> 00:16:21,773 You're gonna have to get it together 318 00:16:21,815 --> 00:16:23,775 or questions will be asked. 319 00:16:25,151 --> 00:16:27,654 - Is that coffee? - Hey, Harry. 320 00:16:27,696 --> 00:16:29,447 - Hey, Daisy. We got a problem. 321 00:16:29,489 --> 00:16:31,574 The power's off again, Rev. 322 00:16:31,616 --> 00:16:33,410 - Yeah, it sounds like you need an electrician 323 00:16:33,451 --> 00:16:35,578 more than you need a-- well, me. 324 00:16:35,620 --> 00:16:37,622 - The fridge is off at the bar. 325 00:16:37,664 --> 00:16:41,459 - Okay, so warm beer. British tourists will be happy. 326 00:16:41,501 --> 00:16:43,670 - Vic's in the fridge. He's gonna start to smell. 327 00:16:43,712 --> 00:16:47,048 - Uh, yeah, well, so why are you telling me, man? 328 00:16:47,090 --> 00:16:50,176 - Who should I be telling? - I don't know, the undertaker? 329 00:16:50,218 --> 00:16:51,928 - Yeah, that's, um, you. 330 00:16:51,970 --> 00:16:55,432 Plus, you know, you did knock over the power pole. 331 00:16:55,473 --> 00:16:56,808 - Didn't somebody fix that? 332 00:16:56,850 --> 00:16:58,101 - Ron's been trying to put it up, 333 00:16:58,143 --> 00:16:59,644 but it keeps falling over. 334 00:17:03,148 --> 00:17:06,317 - Hey. Hey, what's up? 335 00:17:07,986 --> 00:17:09,571 Cam, what's up? 336 00:17:15,452 --> 00:17:17,287 - Hi, Sheriff. - Is it life or death? 337 00:17:17,328 --> 00:17:20,248 - Uh, it's--it's kind of both. 338 00:17:20,290 --> 00:17:22,834 Um, I need the hearse. 339 00:17:22,876 --> 00:17:24,085 - We've had that discussion, Reverend. 340 00:17:24,127 --> 00:17:25,378 - No, I get it. 341 00:17:25,420 --> 00:17:27,047 You've got a job to do, but so do I. 342 00:17:27,088 --> 00:17:30,258 And apparently today, it's escorting a corpse 343 00:17:30,300 --> 00:17:31,551 to the crematorium. 344 00:17:31,593 --> 00:17:34,095 - Get someone else to do it. - Okay, yeah. 345 00:17:34,137 --> 00:17:36,097 Fine. Can you do it? 346 00:17:36,139 --> 00:17:37,849 Or you know what? I'll ask Lester. 347 00:17:37,891 --> 00:17:40,477 Apparently, he's been drinking since, like, 9:00 a.m,. 348 00:17:40,518 --> 00:17:42,312 but he knows the roads pretty well, right? 349 00:17:42,354 --> 00:17:45,482 And--oh, you know what? I got it. 350 00:17:45,523 --> 00:17:47,650 I'll just tie him to the back of Cameron's bike, 351 00:17:47,692 --> 00:17:49,778 and we'll drag him. - [chuckles] 352 00:17:51,488 --> 00:17:54,866 So, officer, instructor, excuse me. 353 00:17:54,908 --> 00:17:56,826 How am I doing? 354 00:17:56,868 --> 00:17:59,996 - Two hands for beginners. Ten and two. 355 00:18:00,038 --> 00:18:03,333 [upbeat music] 356 00:18:03,375 --> 00:18:06,419 - [grunts] 357 00:18:06,461 --> 00:18:10,090 - You okay? - Yep. I'm great. 358 00:18:10,131 --> 00:18:13,468 So, tell me, um, 359 00:18:13,510 --> 00:18:16,596 Victor was kind of a big deal around here, huh? 360 00:18:16,638 --> 00:18:18,765 - Really big. No part of this town 361 00:18:18,807 --> 00:18:20,767 Vic didn't have something to do with. 362 00:18:20,809 --> 00:18:23,603 But quietly, you know? He just got things done. 363 00:18:23,645 --> 00:18:28,775 - So, like, in terms of the--the service, 364 00:18:28,817 --> 00:18:31,528 it's, like, a-- a lot of interest? 365 00:18:31,569 --> 00:18:34,948 - Oh, yeah. Pretty much a state funeral. 366 00:18:34,989 --> 00:18:38,034 - Great. 367 00:18:38,076 --> 00:18:40,203 Is there, like, a law against 368 00:18:40,245 --> 00:18:43,873 working AC in cars around here? 369 00:18:43,915 --> 00:18:46,251 - No, but there is a law against speeding 370 00:18:46,292 --> 00:18:50,463 in a designated school zone. When you get to your next turn, 371 00:18:50,505 --> 00:18:53,550 slow down and indicate and take it. 372 00:18:53,591 --> 00:18:56,761 - Indicate what? - Use your blinker. 373 00:18:56,803 --> 00:19:01,975 - Oh, right. Yes, looking both ways. 374 00:19:02,017 --> 00:19:03,977 - Just pull over. 375 00:19:07,355 --> 00:19:09,983 - Wait, what are you doing? 376 00:19:10,025 --> 00:19:11,776 - Your miles to kilometers conversion 377 00:19:11,818 --> 00:19:15,071 needs some serious practice. 378 00:19:15,113 --> 00:19:17,490 - Little fast, huh? 379 00:19:17,532 --> 00:19:21,161 Maybe I just need a couple more lessons. 380 00:19:21,202 --> 00:19:24,622 * * 381 00:19:24,664 --> 00:19:27,667 - Or I could put probation plates on the hearse. 382 00:19:27,709 --> 00:19:29,836 You can drive it like a teenager. 383 00:19:29,878 --> 00:19:32,672 * * 384 00:19:32,714 --> 00:19:33,923 I'll take it from here, Rev. 385 00:19:35,633 --> 00:19:38,178 - What? Really? 386 00:19:38,219 --> 00:19:39,846 - Really. 387 00:19:43,016 --> 00:19:44,476 Out you get, junior. 388 00:19:44,517 --> 00:19:50,523 * * 389 00:19:50,565 --> 00:19:52,192 - Can I see 20,000 to start me off? 390 00:19:52,233 --> 00:19:53,485 - Yes. 391 00:19:53,526 --> 00:19:55,320 - 20,000 at the front. Can I see 22? 392 00:19:55,362 --> 00:19:56,696 22, the far left. 393 00:19:56,738 --> 00:20:00,033 Can I see $25,000. [phone ringing] 394 00:20:00,075 --> 00:20:01,159 25 in the back. 395 00:20:01,201 --> 00:20:04,412 Can I see 30,000? 32,000. 32 over here. 396 00:20:06,748 --> 00:20:09,334 - Rev Mack, how are you? How are the people? 397 00:20:09,376 --> 00:20:10,710 How's the weather? What's happening? 398 00:20:10,752 --> 00:20:13,421 Tell me everything. - How do I blow off a funeral? 399 00:20:13,463 --> 00:20:16,341 - Oh, boy. A funeral already. 400 00:20:16,383 --> 00:20:18,426 That's a-- that's a double ouchie. 401 00:20:18,468 --> 00:20:20,220 - Yeah. Is there any way out of it? 402 00:20:20,261 --> 00:20:21,471 - Well, did they ask you already? 403 00:20:21,513 --> 00:20:23,056 - Yeah. 404 00:20:23,098 --> 00:20:24,516 - Yeah, that ship has bolted, my friend. 405 00:20:24,557 --> 00:20:25,892 I mean, it's a small town. 406 00:20:25,934 --> 00:20:28,228 You don't show, questions will be asked. 407 00:20:28,269 --> 00:20:29,938 It'd be just plain weird. - All right. 408 00:20:29,979 --> 00:20:31,940 Well then, Mackenzie, I'm gonna need you to run me through it. 409 00:20:31,981 --> 00:20:34,567 - Oh, that's a big ask over the phone. 410 00:20:34,609 --> 00:20:36,486 - Or I can screw it up, 411 00:20:36,528 --> 00:20:38,071 and they'll kick me out of Clump, 412 00:20:38,113 --> 00:20:40,657 and we both get hunted down and executed. 413 00:20:40,699 --> 00:20:42,701 - Actually, they're not that hard. 414 00:20:42,742 --> 00:20:45,787 I mean, it sounds like you're grieving, right? 325? 415 00:20:45,829 --> 00:20:48,456 - I cannot believe they put you in charge of a congregation. 416 00:20:48,498 --> 00:20:49,749 - Okay, listen to me, 417 00:20:49,791 --> 00:20:51,876 slip a little Baileys into your coffee, 418 00:20:51,918 --> 00:20:53,712 and you will sail right through the wake. 419 00:20:53,753 --> 00:20:55,380 - 38,000 going once. 420 00:20:55,422 --> 00:20:58,633 - Hey, listen with art older is better, am I right? 421 00:20:58,675 --> 00:21:00,051 - Where are you? 422 00:21:00,093 --> 00:21:01,219 - And what's, like, a good amount of art to buy? 423 00:21:01,261 --> 00:21:03,179 Because some of this stuff... [chuckles] 424 00:21:03,221 --> 00:21:04,806 I'm gonna tell you, it feels like it's overpriced, 425 00:21:04,848 --> 00:21:06,683 and, honestly, I don't even think it's that accurate. 426 00:21:06,725 --> 00:21:08,268 - I have no idea what you are talking about, 427 00:21:08,309 --> 00:21:10,603 but if I am bankrolling some pathetic attempt 428 00:21:10,645 --> 00:21:14,607 to win back your wife, I swear I am gonna make you regret it. 429 00:21:14,649 --> 00:21:15,859 - You know what? I'm gonna go with older. 430 00:21:15,900 --> 00:21:17,569 Yes, it feels, you know, classier, 431 00:21:17,610 --> 00:21:19,112 more sophisticated. Thank you, Paulo. 432 00:21:19,154 --> 00:21:21,614 - Mackenzie, I promise you-- - Paddle up over here. 433 00:21:21,656 --> 00:21:23,241 55 Gs. Shut it down. 434 00:21:28,455 --> 00:21:35,503 * * 435 00:21:35,545 --> 00:21:39,466 - Uh, hey, Cam. - Oh, hey, Rev. 436 00:21:39,507 --> 00:21:42,010 - You getting into grave robbing? 437 00:21:42,969 --> 00:21:46,639 - Funeral. My dog. 438 00:21:48,683 --> 00:21:53,355 - Right. Yes, in the graveyard 439 00:21:53,396 --> 00:21:55,982 - Thought we give everyone a chance to say goodbye. 440 00:21:56,024 --> 00:21:58,026 - I put 2:00 p.m. on the signs, 441 00:21:58,068 --> 00:22:03,031 so people should be here. They all knew Guinness. 442 00:22:03,073 --> 00:22:07,952 - I mean, grief really affects people in different ways. 443 00:22:07,994 --> 00:22:10,288 - Anyway, he deserves a proper sendoff, Rev. 444 00:22:10,330 --> 00:22:12,082 I'm gonna put him between Reverend Sukmar 445 00:22:12,123 --> 00:22:15,835 and Reverend White. Yeah, they both loved Guinness. 446 00:22:17,462 --> 00:22:19,464 I just-- 447 00:22:19,506 --> 00:22:22,258 [shovel thuds] 448 00:22:22,300 --> 00:22:24,219 I think that's Reverend Sukmar actually. 449 00:22:26,513 --> 00:22:27,889 Sorry. 450 00:22:30,892 --> 00:22:34,020 [soft dramatic music] 451 00:22:34,062 --> 00:22:40,985 * * 452 00:22:48,993 --> 00:22:51,204 Used to wait for me when I got home from school. 453 00:22:55,250 --> 00:22:57,293 He slept beside me. 454 00:22:57,335 --> 00:23:00,255 This one time, I went away on camp for a weekend 455 00:23:00,296 --> 00:23:03,258 and when I came back, he nearly lost his mind. 456 00:23:03,299 --> 00:23:07,554 It was like he was just-- he was just sitting there 457 00:23:07,595 --> 00:23:09,222 waiting for me to come back. 458 00:23:09,264 --> 00:23:12,100 Still loving me even when he wasn't looking at me. 459 00:23:16,855 --> 00:23:18,815 Hey, Rev, maybe--maybe you could say a few words. 460 00:23:22,861 --> 00:23:25,613 - Yes, yes, of course. Of course. 461 00:23:32,037 --> 00:23:34,664 God... 462 00:23:34,706 --> 00:23:37,292 we deliver into your care Guinness... 463 00:23:37,334 --> 00:23:41,463 * * 464 00:23:41,504 --> 00:23:43,048 Who never stopped loving Cameron... 465 00:23:45,133 --> 00:23:49,804 - Even when I was on camp. - Even when he was on camp. 466 00:23:49,846 --> 00:23:56,978 * * 467 00:24:09,866 --> 00:24:12,827 - [sighs] 468 00:24:12,869 --> 00:24:17,165 So a couple of hymns, a reading or two, 469 00:24:17,207 --> 00:24:20,043 I'll say some nice things about the guy, 470 00:24:20,085 --> 00:24:22,879 short, simple, done. Boom. 471 00:24:22,921 --> 00:24:25,173 - Yeah. You got it. 472 00:24:26,925 --> 00:24:28,593 - What is up with that thing? 473 00:24:28,635 --> 00:24:29,969 I mean, Chicago is below freezing 474 00:24:30,011 --> 00:24:31,554 for most of the winter. 475 00:24:31,596 --> 00:24:35,392 You hardly ever see anybody using one of those anymore. 476 00:24:35,433 --> 00:24:38,645 - You need to make it Victor's. - What? 477 00:24:38,687 --> 00:24:40,438 - To land the funeral. 478 00:24:40,480 --> 00:24:43,274 Keep, you know, the readings and the hymns. 479 00:24:43,316 --> 00:24:47,570 That's all fine, but you need to make it Victor's funeral. 480 00:24:47,612 --> 00:24:48,947 Specifically his. 481 00:24:48,988 --> 00:24:51,741 - I didn't know the guy. - Yeah. 482 00:24:51,783 --> 00:24:56,496 Well, when my mom died, 483 00:24:56,538 --> 00:24:59,499 we lit sparkles on the beach at night, 484 00:24:59,541 --> 00:25:03,044 and she loved beach fires, 485 00:25:03,086 --> 00:25:06,214 so we made one that the whole town held high. 486 00:25:07,799 --> 00:25:10,927 That's all I remember 487 00:25:10,969 --> 00:25:13,763 and really all that mattered. 488 00:25:13,805 --> 00:25:16,766 [soft dramatic music] 489 00:25:16,808 --> 00:25:19,978 * * 490 00:25:20,020 --> 00:25:21,730 - Sorry, I didn't know that your mom was dead. 491 00:25:21,771 --> 00:25:24,149 - You never asked. 492 00:25:28,611 --> 00:25:30,488 - What about your dad? 493 00:25:33,658 --> 00:25:35,326 - Night, Rev. 494 00:25:37,370 --> 00:25:38,830 - Night, kid. 495 00:25:40,290 --> 00:25:43,293 - And so it comes to pass that Marshall Kegan 496 00:25:43,335 --> 00:25:46,129 is entrusted into your greater care, oh, Lord. 497 00:25:46,171 --> 00:25:49,299 All the tender care and steadfast joy 498 00:25:49,341 --> 00:25:53,219 that he gave to those he loved throughout his own life. 499 00:25:53,261 --> 00:25:56,431 It's important to remember, young man, that we carry those 500 00:25:56,473 --> 00:26:00,393 who pass in our hearts forever. Your dad was a good man. 501 00:26:00,435 --> 00:26:04,898 We'll remember him that way, always. 502 00:26:04,939 --> 00:26:12,030 * * 503 00:26:19,621 --> 00:26:21,373 - Oh, my God! My-- 504 00:26:21,414 --> 00:26:22,707 [sighs] 505 00:26:22,749 --> 00:26:26,169 Don't--don't you people have houses of your own? 506 00:26:26,211 --> 00:26:31,091 - Just dropping off his ashes. - How did you get in? 507 00:26:31,132 --> 00:26:32,342 - With a key. 508 00:26:32,384 --> 00:26:34,761 - I changed the locks, like, yesterday. 509 00:26:34,803 --> 00:26:37,472 - Yeah, all good. Renee gave us all the new ones. 510 00:26:37,514 --> 00:26:40,433 [quirky music] 511 00:26:40,475 --> 00:26:41,601 * * 512 00:26:41,643 --> 00:26:42,936 - Wait, Amy. 513 00:26:42,977 --> 00:26:46,856 Amy--Amy can you tell me about your dad? 514 00:26:46,898 --> 00:26:49,693 - Okay, sure. 515 00:26:49,734 --> 00:26:53,446 He woke up one morning, realized he was gay, 516 00:26:53,488 --> 00:26:56,825 and then ditched my mom to run off with a fat barman. 517 00:26:56,866 --> 00:26:57,992 * * 518 00:26:58,034 --> 00:26:59,494 That work? 519 00:26:59,536 --> 00:27:01,079 - I don't know that I'm gonna start there. 520 00:27:01,121 --> 00:27:03,373 - Let's just focus on scattering the ashes. 521 00:27:03,415 --> 00:27:05,166 He wanted to be in the water. 522 00:27:05,208 --> 00:27:08,670 - How about you just write down some bullet points 523 00:27:08,712 --> 00:27:10,547 and you leave them in the kitchen, please? 524 00:27:10,588 --> 00:27:13,341 - People liked him. - Anything else? 525 00:27:13,383 --> 00:27:18,221 - He liked fishing and cricket. 526 00:27:18,263 --> 00:27:20,390 - Oh, good, well, it's gonna be short at least. 527 00:27:20,432 --> 00:27:23,268 - I'm sorry. I haven't prepared an essay, 528 00:27:23,309 --> 00:27:26,396 but maybe when your dad dies, you'll understand. 529 00:27:26,438 --> 00:27:29,149 - Well, I was 12 and a little more preoccupied 530 00:27:29,190 --> 00:27:31,192 with baseball cards, but I get your point. 531 00:27:33,278 --> 00:27:36,698 Amy, your dad wasn't perfect. I get it. 532 00:27:36,740 --> 00:27:39,576 [soft dramatic music] 533 00:27:39,617 --> 00:27:43,496 But believe me, there are truly bad fathers out there, 534 00:27:43,538 --> 00:27:45,999 and if he wasn't one of 'em, then you should do it right. 535 00:27:46,041 --> 00:27:50,628 * * 536 00:27:50,670 --> 00:27:53,131 You wanna leave those in the kitchen? 537 00:27:53,173 --> 00:27:56,593 I'll find somewhere safe in the church to keep 'em. 538 00:27:56,634 --> 00:27:58,136 - Yeah. 539 00:27:58,178 --> 00:28:05,310 * * 540 00:28:23,370 --> 00:28:26,164 - [screams] [donkey braying] 541 00:28:28,917 --> 00:28:30,543 Oh, no. 542 00:28:36,091 --> 00:28:39,886 - Well, now we're screwed. 543 00:28:39,928 --> 00:28:41,262 - Yeah, no kidding. 544 00:28:41,304 --> 00:28:42,972 I'm about to give my first funeral 545 00:28:43,014 --> 00:28:44,683 in front of an entire grieving town, 546 00:28:44,724 --> 00:28:46,810 and I've just spilled the ashes of the deceased 547 00:28:46,851 --> 00:28:49,312 on some wooden steps because of a donkey. 548 00:28:49,354 --> 00:28:50,772 and I have nothing to say about the guy, 549 00:28:50,814 --> 00:28:52,691 except for the fact that his name was Victor 550 00:28:52,732 --> 00:28:54,150 and he liked cricket. 551 00:28:54,192 --> 00:28:56,152 So please tell me that you got something to add to that. 552 00:28:57,779 --> 00:28:59,656 - He was Lithuanian. - That is good. 553 00:28:59,698 --> 00:29:01,658 I can use that. Please more, more. 554 00:29:01,700 --> 00:29:04,285 - He--he supported the Indian team. 555 00:29:04,327 --> 00:29:05,745 - Good, yeah. 556 00:29:05,787 --> 00:29:08,289 Good, still cricket, just even more specific. 557 00:29:12,210 --> 00:29:13,545 Hey, why India? 558 00:29:17,716 --> 00:29:19,050 What do you think? 559 00:29:19,092 --> 00:29:20,802 We could--uh, we can burn some of the palm branches? 560 00:29:20,844 --> 00:29:25,265 - No, no, human ashes are very different. 561 00:29:25,306 --> 00:29:28,518 We're animals. We have bones. 562 00:29:28,560 --> 00:29:32,313 - Animals have bones, huh? 563 00:29:32,355 --> 00:29:34,941 - You did go to school right, Rev? 564 00:29:34,983 --> 00:29:37,277 * * 565 00:29:37,318 --> 00:29:40,697 - I got an idea. Come on. 566 00:29:40,739 --> 00:29:43,241 [upbeat music] 567 00:29:43,283 --> 00:29:45,952 I don't know, kiwi, ham, and broccoli. 568 00:29:45,994 --> 00:29:47,162 - Ugh. 569 00:29:47,203 --> 00:29:48,788 - Got a little salty, little sweet. 570 00:29:48,830 --> 00:29:49,831 - No way. 571 00:29:49,873 --> 00:29:53,209 [knocks] 572 00:29:53,251 --> 00:29:54,961 Hello? 573 00:29:55,003 --> 00:30:00,467 * * 574 00:30:00,508 --> 00:30:01,801 - Yeah. Okay. 575 00:30:01,843 --> 00:30:06,222 * * 576 00:30:06,264 --> 00:30:07,474 - Hey. 577 00:30:07,515 --> 00:30:10,101 - Hey. Hey, Rev. 578 00:30:10,143 --> 00:30:11,728 - Hey, buddy. 579 00:30:11,770 --> 00:30:14,272 So, listen, Daisy and I were thinking 580 00:30:14,314 --> 00:30:16,691 that maybe you would like to give Guinness 581 00:30:16,733 --> 00:30:19,110 a proper sendoff. What do you think? 582 00:30:19,152 --> 00:30:22,697 - You think you can get a couple people to come along? 583 00:30:22,739 --> 00:30:24,199 - Cam, I think I can get the whole town there. 584 00:30:24,240 --> 00:30:25,742 How's that? 585 00:30:25,784 --> 00:30:29,287 - Yeah, that'd be really great. - Also, I'm just curious. 586 00:30:29,329 --> 00:30:30,955 Do you know anything about cricket? 587 00:30:30,997 --> 00:30:32,582 - Like crickets? Yeah. 588 00:30:32,624 --> 00:30:35,085 Yeah, they're orthopteran insects 589 00:30:35,126 --> 00:30:38,171 with six legs or maybe eight. 590 00:30:38,213 --> 00:30:39,756 - Never mind. - Oh. 591 00:30:39,798 --> 00:30:41,341 * * 592 00:30:41,383 --> 00:30:44,260 - Hello. [knocks] 593 00:30:44,302 --> 00:30:45,887 Anybody home? 594 00:30:47,764 --> 00:30:51,685 Ah, hi. You must be Tropical Tess. 595 00:30:51,726 --> 00:30:53,937 - Yeah. - You still doing pizzas? 596 00:30:53,978 --> 00:30:56,272 - No. - Ah, it didn't catch on, huh? 597 00:30:56,314 --> 00:30:57,691 - No. 598 00:30:57,732 --> 00:30:59,025 - Ah, I mean, you were probably just 599 00:30:59,067 --> 00:31:00,527 ahead of your time with 600 00:31:00,568 --> 00:31:05,031 the lychee cheese beetroot explosion. 601 00:31:05,073 --> 00:31:08,284 - Cream of the cheese offsets the sweetness of the lychee. 602 00:31:08,326 --> 00:31:09,994 - And then-- then you got the beetroot. 603 00:31:10,036 --> 00:31:11,663 - Exactly. 604 00:31:11,705 --> 00:31:13,540 - Does your oven still work? 605 00:31:13,581 --> 00:31:16,334 - Yeah. - You just got the one or? 606 00:31:16,376 --> 00:31:18,336 - Six ovens. 607 00:31:18,378 --> 00:31:20,130 - Okay. Tess, I'm gonna level with you. 608 00:31:20,171 --> 00:31:22,340 This is gonna be an unusual request. 609 00:31:23,425 --> 00:31:25,301 - My condolences. 610 00:31:25,343 --> 00:31:27,220 Vic would've been thrilled to see you here. 611 00:31:27,262 --> 00:31:29,222 Don't forget we're back open Sundays. 612 00:31:29,264 --> 00:31:30,932 Open Sunday mornings again. 613 00:31:30,974 --> 00:31:33,893 Expect to see you both here and you two. 614 00:31:33,935 --> 00:31:37,439 10:00 a.m. Sundays. We don't just do funerals. 615 00:31:52,370 --> 00:31:55,498 - [sighs] Oh, jeez. 616 00:31:55,540 --> 00:31:59,919 * * 617 00:31:59,961 --> 00:32:01,254 - Hey. 618 00:32:01,296 --> 00:32:03,214 - Uh, look, if you're gonna arrest me 619 00:32:03,256 --> 00:32:04,841 for some sort of traffic violation, 620 00:32:04,883 --> 00:32:09,512 can it wait, like, an hour? I've got a--a thing for Victor. 621 00:32:09,554 --> 00:32:11,806 - I got you a temporary driving permit. 622 00:32:11,848 --> 00:32:13,224 - Really? 623 00:32:13,266 --> 00:32:15,560 - Slow down, stay left, and watch out for wildlife. 624 00:32:15,602 --> 00:32:18,605 - Yeah, can do. Um, thanks. 625 00:32:18,646 --> 00:32:21,649 - So where are the ashes? - Huh? 626 00:32:21,691 --> 00:32:23,818 - The ashes, they can't find them in the church. 627 00:32:25,487 --> 00:32:27,030 - I mean, right. 628 00:32:27,072 --> 00:32:30,367 They--they--they wouldn't. I mean, they're on the way. 629 00:32:30,408 --> 00:32:32,786 - From where, Chicago? 630 00:32:32,827 --> 00:32:37,415 - No, I--It's-- it's kind of a thing. 631 00:32:37,457 --> 00:32:41,503 Traditionally, the ashes are the last to arrive. 632 00:32:41,544 --> 00:32:43,463 It's the entrance of the deceased. 633 00:32:44,673 --> 00:32:46,341 - So you're all set? 634 00:32:49,135 --> 00:32:51,805 - No. Mm-mm. 635 00:32:53,973 --> 00:32:57,644 I am about to send a guy off to heaven, 636 00:32:57,686 --> 00:33:01,981 and I got more questions than answers about him. 637 00:33:02,023 --> 00:33:03,483 - Like what? 638 00:33:03,525 --> 00:33:05,652 - Well, I know that he's a-- 639 00:33:05,694 --> 00:33:10,573 was--he was a Eastern European immigrant 640 00:33:10,615 --> 00:33:12,992 who lived in Australia, 641 00:33:13,034 --> 00:33:15,120 but everybody keeps talking about how he rooted 642 00:33:15,161 --> 00:33:19,457 for the Indian cricket team. - [chuckles] 643 00:33:19,499 --> 00:33:21,835 - Care to shed any light on that? 644 00:33:23,253 --> 00:33:24,879 - Yeah, yeah, I can. 645 00:33:30,760 --> 00:33:32,679 - Come on, man. 646 00:33:37,726 --> 00:33:40,979 - Hey, Rev, everyone's waiting. It's gotta start. 647 00:33:43,356 --> 00:33:46,151 - Yeah, okay. 648 00:33:49,154 --> 00:33:52,073 Come on, Cam. 649 00:33:52,115 --> 00:33:55,035 [discordant organ music] 650 00:33:55,076 --> 00:34:02,000 * * 651 00:34:06,504 --> 00:34:08,214 - Oh, thank God. 652 00:34:26,691 --> 00:34:28,568 - Grab a seat folks. 653 00:34:38,078 --> 00:34:41,164 And so it has come to pass that Victor Petris 654 00:34:41,206 --> 00:34:45,001 is entrusted into your greater care, oh, Lord, 655 00:34:45,043 --> 00:34:47,712 that which we cannot imagine here on Earth. 656 00:34:50,382 --> 00:34:52,050 Victor was... 657 00:35:00,975 --> 00:35:02,060 Sorry. 658 00:35:08,733 --> 00:35:10,819 Does this seem weird to anybody else? 659 00:35:13,780 --> 00:35:14,948 [upbeat music] 660 00:35:14,989 --> 00:35:17,659 I mean the--the-- this outfit, 661 00:35:17,701 --> 00:35:20,203 the book, the--the building, it--I mean, 662 00:35:20,245 --> 00:35:24,874 we're here to celebrate a guy that hadn't set foot 663 00:35:24,916 --> 00:35:28,712 in this place in, I don't know, was it years? 664 00:35:28,753 --> 00:35:31,923 * * 665 00:35:31,965 --> 00:35:33,091 All right, everybody, on your feet. 666 00:35:33,133 --> 00:35:35,552 * * 667 00:35:35,593 --> 00:35:37,762 Yeah, up. Let's go. 668 00:35:37,804 --> 00:35:42,517 * * 669 00:35:42,559 --> 00:35:44,060 Follow me. 670 00:35:44,102 --> 00:35:47,063 - * Coming up on only * 671 00:35:47,105 --> 00:35:50,900 * To hold you under * 672 00:35:50,942 --> 00:35:53,028 - Now, come on everybody. This way. 673 00:35:53,069 --> 00:35:54,320 [Band of Horses' "The Funeral"] 674 00:35:54,362 --> 00:35:56,906 - * And coming up only * 675 00:35:56,948 --> 00:36:00,660 - You think Vic will mind, Rev? - Not at all pal. 676 00:36:00,702 --> 00:36:05,040 * * 677 00:36:05,081 --> 00:36:08,918 - * And to know you is hard * 678 00:36:08,960 --> 00:36:11,254 * We wonder * 679 00:36:11,296 --> 00:36:14,632 * * 680 00:36:14,674 --> 00:36:19,596 * Ooh, ooh * 681 00:36:19,637 --> 00:36:26,102 * * 682 00:36:26,144 --> 00:36:30,899 - I didn't know, Victor. I know that he didn't say much. 683 00:36:30,940 --> 00:36:32,817 He was a bit too busy 684 00:36:32,859 --> 00:36:37,072 being thoroughly absorbed in fishing and cricket, 685 00:36:37,113 --> 00:36:40,408 the two slowest and most uneventful sports 686 00:36:40,450 --> 00:36:43,453 in the history of the world. 687 00:36:43,495 --> 00:36:44,662 I mean, at least with fishing, 688 00:36:44,704 --> 00:36:46,122 you get something to eat, right? 689 00:36:46,164 --> 00:36:47,874 Cricket, I am reliably informed, 690 00:36:47,916 --> 00:36:49,668 features five-day games 691 00:36:49,709 --> 00:36:51,336 that routinely don't even have a winner. 692 00:36:54,964 --> 00:36:57,967 Victor rooted for the Indian cricket team. 693 00:36:58,009 --> 00:37:00,345 A group of people competing in a sport 694 00:37:00,387 --> 00:37:02,972 that he had never played for a country 695 00:37:03,014 --> 00:37:04,683 that he had never even been near. 696 00:37:06,893 --> 00:37:08,687 But Victor rooted for India because he knew 697 00:37:08,728 --> 00:37:11,231 that when Australia won, 698 00:37:11,272 --> 00:37:14,859 a few million people were happy for an afternoon at a barbecue. 699 00:37:16,319 --> 00:37:20,865 But when India won, man, a billion people 700 00:37:20,907 --> 00:37:22,784 would party in the streets for a week. 701 00:37:22,826 --> 00:37:26,413 When India won global happiness just shot through the roof. 702 00:37:27,914 --> 00:37:30,375 He never been to India. He'd never met her people. 703 00:37:30,417 --> 00:37:33,003 But somehow from--from across oceans, 704 00:37:33,044 --> 00:37:35,922 he felt the power of their collective joy. 705 00:37:45,724 --> 00:37:47,934 Now I am not gonna stand here 706 00:37:47,976 --> 00:37:49,436 and pretend that I am into cricket 707 00:37:49,477 --> 00:37:52,856 or that I'm really into fishing for that matter. 708 00:37:52,897 --> 00:37:54,816 [people cheering] 709 00:37:54,858 --> 00:37:57,861 But Victor loved all of you, 710 00:37:57,902 --> 00:38:00,780 even when you weren't looking. 711 00:38:00,822 --> 00:38:02,532 * * 712 00:38:02,574 --> 00:38:04,576 And I can get into that. 713 00:38:04,617 --> 00:38:06,161 * * 714 00:38:06,202 --> 00:38:08,705 - * I'm coming up only * 715 00:38:08,747 --> 00:38:12,208 * To show you're down for * 716 00:38:12,250 --> 00:38:15,295 * * 717 00:38:15,337 --> 00:38:19,382 * And coming up only to show * 718 00:38:19,424 --> 00:38:21,426 - Nice touch. 719 00:38:21,468 --> 00:38:24,888 * * 720 00:38:24,929 --> 00:38:28,058 - * To the outside * 721 00:38:28,099 --> 00:38:31,394 * The dead leaves lay on the lawn * 722 00:38:31,436 --> 00:38:35,148 * * 723 00:38:35,190 --> 00:38:38,443 * For they don't have trees * 724 00:38:38,485 --> 00:38:42,697 - [whispers] You get to be a fish. 725 00:38:42,739 --> 00:38:44,074 * * 726 00:38:44,115 --> 00:38:48,286 - * Ooh * 727 00:38:48,328 --> 00:38:54,000 * * 728 00:38:54,042 --> 00:38:55,919 * At every occasion * 729 00:38:55,960 --> 00:38:59,881 * I'll be ready for the funeral * 730 00:38:59,923 --> 00:39:01,925 * * 731 00:39:01,966 --> 00:39:06,429 - You must be hungry. - Thank you. 732 00:39:06,471 --> 00:39:07,639 He would've loved that. 733 00:39:07,681 --> 00:39:11,810 * * 734 00:39:11,851 --> 00:39:13,395 I'll be right back. 735 00:39:13,436 --> 00:39:17,107 * * 736 00:39:17,148 --> 00:39:19,275 - * At every occasion * 737 00:39:19,317 --> 00:39:23,321 * I'll be ready for the funeral * 738 00:39:23,363 --> 00:39:28,118 * * 739 00:39:28,159 --> 00:39:30,704 * At every occasion * 740 00:39:30,745 --> 00:39:35,000 * One billion day funeral * 741 00:39:35,041 --> 00:39:42,173 * * 742 00:39:43,216 --> 00:39:46,803 - Oi, you lot, who wants a drink? 743 00:39:46,845 --> 00:39:49,389 [all cheer] 744 00:39:49,431 --> 00:39:50,807 - This one is on Victor. 745 00:39:50,849 --> 00:39:52,517 [all cheer] 746 00:39:52,559 --> 00:39:53,768 - That was beautiful. 747 00:39:53,810 --> 00:40:00,942 * * 748 00:40:16,583 --> 00:40:17,584 - See you, Guinness. 749 00:40:30,430 --> 00:40:33,892 - What's up with the bathroom being locked again? 750 00:40:33,933 --> 00:40:35,852 - Because there's someone in there. 751 00:40:35,894 --> 00:40:37,645 - Who? 752 00:40:37,687 --> 00:40:42,609 - At least is getting them to church, kind of. 753 00:40:42,650 --> 00:40:47,072 - Yeah. - I've got something for you. 754 00:40:48,323 --> 00:40:50,950 - Really hope it's not whatever is on this toast. 755 00:40:56,915 --> 00:40:58,750 - At least look at the pictures. 756 00:41:00,752 --> 00:41:02,629 - Thanks. 757 00:41:02,671 --> 00:41:05,632 - I'm only in this for the cash, bozo. 758 00:41:08,134 --> 00:41:09,969 I'm gonna turn in early. 759 00:41:14,933 --> 00:41:17,060 - Night, kid. 760 00:41:17,102 --> 00:41:21,648 - Night Rev. You did all right today. 761 00:41:36,996 --> 00:41:39,666 - I guess it's gonna be a while until we talk then, eh, Dad? 762 00:41:42,585 --> 00:41:44,963 Maybe I can tell you some stuff anyway. 763 00:42:09,904 --> 00:42:11,990 - He's in Australia. 764 00:42:14,367 --> 00:42:17,662 - What are you waiting for? - Yeah. 765 00:42:17,704 --> 00:42:20,665 [dramatic music] 766 00:42:23,665 --> 00:42:27,665 Taken from www.titlovi.com